REVIEW: Catwoman #1

The more I think about this comic, the less I like it.  Upon first reading Catwoman #1, my initial impression was that, though I didn’t know what to make of the ending (yes, that ending, more on that later), this was a pretty fun, if lightweight first issue.  I had plenty of complimentary things I was going to say about it.  But once I got round to revisiting the issue, and trying to gather my thoughts to review it, I suddenly found it harder to focus in on what those good elements actually were.

The biggest positive that springs to mind is the art of Guillem March.  My previous encounter with March’s work was on Gotham City Sirens, which I ended up dropping after a single issue because I thought the goofy cheesecake art was rather off-putting.  Returning to March now, on Catwoman, I can confirm that he’s still drawing goofy cheesecake.  But this is some of the most gorgeous goofy cheesecake you’ll ever see.  As a penciller, March brings some exciting, energetic layouts to the page, but it’s an inker where he really seems to have elevated his game.  The textures on Catwoman’s costume are beutifully rendered, making Catwoman leap off the page in a manner not too unlike J.H. Williams III achieved last week with Batwoman.  Further punch is given to the visuals through Tomeu Morey slick colors.  If you can live with the nip slips, gratuitous butt shots and upskirt angles, this is a great looking book.

Even the writing is largely decent, if unremarkable.  Judd Winick sometimes seems a bit over-eager to hammer home that Selina Kyle is oh-so sexually liberated and free-spirited, but in her relationship with fence Lola and in hinted glimpses of a traumatic past, we get some promising hints of an actual character behind the titillating facade.  And the plot zips along at a pace too brisk to allow for much boredom.

All in all, Catwoman #1 is – for the most part – a fairly solid debut, and a perfectly readable middle-of-the-range title amongst DC’s New 52 thus far.  But then that ending comes along and just about scuppers the whole thing.  I wondered if I was being a bit harsh on this ending, if I was being caught up in the controversy, so I went back and reread it.  No, it’s as bad as I remember.  Spoilers ahead!

Let’s set the scene.  Catwoman returns home to her apartment in the aftermath of her first issue’s adventure.  Batman is waiting for her.  In most comics, this would be the moment where Batman and Catwoman trade barbs, and the sexual tension hangs thick in the air.  But here, Batman barely gets out a sentence before Catwoman kisses him.  Fair enough, they’ve kissed before in the comics.  He half-heartedly tries to push her away, but our Selina has evidently gone to the “no means yes” school of romance, and so she tackles Batman to the ground and starts hauling his clothes off.  Batman gives in to the consensual rape, and two of your cherished childhood icons start fucking.  And I’m not even talking about a tastefully done, artistic blockbuster sex scene.  I mean a clumsy Cinema Verite fumble, with our costumed lovers ripping at clothes and stumbling over each other.

Now, I’m hardly a prude when it comes to sexual content in comics.  And I don’t object to the idea that Batman and Catwoman are lovers, and have indeed hooked up many times.  But there’s so much more power in allusion and the well-timed fade out.  I mean, in a typical encounter, you might have Batman chasing Catwoman over the rooftops of Gotham, ostensibly trying to stop her latest act of theft.  He’ll catch up to her eventually, they’ll fight, and when locked up, they might begin to kiss.  You get the conflict between the passion they feel for each other and the fact that these characters are on opposite sides of the law.

Here, in Catwoman #1, it’s just Bruce showing up at Selina’s apartment for a hook-up.  It puts Batman in the kind of real-world situation where he starts to look silly.  In the closing image, as Selina sits straddling him, he has his tights rolled down to his knees, all creased up, like he’d pulled them down around his legs to sit on the toilet and do a poo.  Not the most flattering angle to depict the Dark Knight.  Oh, and we find out he’s a premature ejaculator – “it doesn’t take long…” Catwoman purs in between thrusts.  It’s not often you feel embarrassed for a fictional character, but this could very well be an example of it.

The next issue promises we’ll see “The Morning After”, but I’m not sure if I’ll be hanging around for it.  I was on the fence as regards reading Catwoman past the first issue as it was, but the ending might have pushed me off.  It’s a shame.  Perhaps it’s not rational or fair, but in spite of some good work done by Winick and March, this shows that all it takes is one poorly-executed scene to leave a bad taste in the mouths of readers and a negative overall impression of a comic.

5 thoughts on “REVIEW: Catwoman #1

  1. “Oh, and we find out he’s a premature ejaculator – “it doesn’t take long…” Catwoman purs in between thrusts.”

    John, it saddens me to say this because I think your reviews are usually expertrly crafted pieces, but I have to strongly disagree with you here. In fact, I’m disappointed to find the “premature ejaculation” bit here on your blog. The first time I read this elsewhere, I was really surprised someone could genuinely understand this line as referring to firing your gun too soon – except as an internet joke that should last six months.

    When I read the line “Still… it doesn’t take long…”, I never thought about premature ejaculation, I thought about Batman’s protestations because that’s what the rest of the lines are talking about. Selina makes it clear that it’s not the first time that they’re doing this and that the MO is always the same: she insists, he puts up a little resistance but then he finally gives in.

    CATWOMAN: This isn’t the first time.
    CATWOMAN: Usually, it’s because I *want* him. Tonight I think it’s because I *need* him.
    CATWOMAN: Every time… he protests.
    CATWOMAN: Then… he give in.
    CATWOMAN: And he seems… angry.
    CATWOMAN: But that doesn’t slow either of us down.
    CATWOMAN: Still… it doesn’t take long…
    CATWOMAN: … and most of the costumes stay on.

    That pesky line means “He doesn’t protest long before finally accepting my sexual advances” not “It’s not long before he releases his little Robins inside my Catcave”.

    And she’s not saying this “between thrusts”. When we turn to the last page, they’re barely beginning. Did you really think DC would put up three page of soft porn complete with happy ending between the covers of one of the first issues of their relaunch? What you’ve read into those pages is actually going to happen between issues 1 and 2.

    Anyway, I do agree with you when to comes to the rest of your review: middle-of-the-road script laid out in a nicely done art, but I’m not following you at all when it comes to the three last pages.

    Sure, it could have been done in a way that makes it more evident that this is the making-out stage and not the whole act consumated. The creators however decided that flashes of sensual images would work to give us an idea of what’s happening. They left some places in shadows for us to fill with our imagination.

    The problem is that a lot of people filled those places with filth.

    “Now, I’m hardly a prude when it comes to sexual content in comics.”

    Really, John. 🙂

    1. I actually went back and reread the scene before starting my review, because I thought it was quite possible I had misread it, and that the “it doesn’t take long” line was referring to his protests rather than his performance. But rereading it confirmed that indeed I hadn’t misread it. And the way you’ve laid out the lines shows it. There’s the bit about the protests, then that finishes with “he gives in”. Then we’re talking about his performance: apparently Batman likes guilt-ridden, angry sex. Then the last bit is talking about the sex itself. It’s done with costumes on…. and it doesn’t take long.

      As for your more general point at the end, my issue isn’t that they had sex – if they had tastefully cut away or left the clinch to the imagination like you say they had, I wouldn’t have a problem. My issue is in the execution, which read like a bad shippy fanfic.

      1. After reading your reply, I went back myself and read the pages again (I had already read it a couple of times prior to posting the first time) and I think I know what the problem is here: the text is too ambiguous and the art doesn’t really clear things up.

        It can actually be read both ways. We just happen to both have our preferences in reading it.

        So if we have to fault the comic, let’s fault it for lack of clarity rather than lack of modesty. Let’s fault the crators for their lack of judgement in presenting the scene rather than for their choice of the subject matter.

        And let’s shake hands in a gentlemanly manner over a literary disagreement.

        Still, “Robins in her Catcave”.


  2. “Let’s fault the crators for their lack of judgement in presenting the scene rather than for their choice of the subject matter.”

    I think that’s exactly why everyone’s losing their shirt over this comic. The lousy judgment in presentation. I doubt anyone has a problem with Catwoman and Batman having relations, but it’s in the hokey, stunted, tone-deaf way it was presented that turns everyone off.

    Also, “Robins in her Catcave.” I LOL’D.

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